Go back to bed.

John went back to sleep, not caring much about his job. What could possibly go wrong? He was only going to type all day in a cubicle at some Microsoft building nearby his Wyoming household. He closed his eyes and drifted happily to sleep. When he awoke several hours later, his dog Tam was licking his face. He looked at the clock. 10 in the morning!

What now?


 * Call employer and take a personal day.


 * Go to work late.